MY DEAR HUMAN BEING,
I am eternally grateful to inform you that the situation has improved. Previous attempts might not have been successful; however, a trip to the seaside and a big bowl of combustibles seems to have done the trick.
While I may have had visitors before, I am much less willing to spend time with someone outside of the modern contraption called the internet, please write to me letting me know when you might be able to join me to relieve the tedium of our existence. Letters at best contain only mere morsels of news compared with the substantial fare which a good chat affords.
Lately, I have been as busy as a one eyed dog left alone in a sausage shop, so I must stress how important it is to write to me well in advance, so that I can make sure that we don't miss each other and that everything is in order for us to have an enjoyable means of spending our time.
Yours truly,
ROSE QUILL
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