PUBLIC SAFETY NOTICE for Langley B.C.
Cougar on the prowl!
Authorities warn that while the attacks are swift and highly selective, the cougar appears to have a very specific trophy in mind. Men are advised to travel in groups, avoid prolonged eye contact, and keep both hands on their valuables at all times.
Unlike younger predators, this seasoned huntress does not waste energy chasing prey. She simply waits patiently while unsuspecting prey wander directly into her territory and make a wrong decision.
Those seeking exceptional company, a nice clean p#@$y and a night they can beat off to for months may apply with caution.
The cougar is watching.
I also have a male available if any menage services are wanted just need hour notice to get him to come by.
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