Welcome to Smithereens Inc.
We are professional, providing a streamlined and seamless booking procedure that will leave both parties feeling safe and confident.
We are discreet, protecting each others’ best interests and separating professional and personal lives to provide intimacy without hassle.
We are classy and sassy, incorporating dry humour and a sense of freedom and silliness into our sessions, all in an immaculate luxury loft setting for a truly comfortable experience.
We are flexible, and host and accommodate a veritable smorgasbord of clients and activities.
We are friendly and familiar: emulating and continuing an established dynamic is our specialty.
We are innovators, providing discounted rates to marginalised members of the population.
When contacting us, please include your name,, age, a few details about your personality, and time, day and duration you’re interested in booking; and if you have any special considerations or requests. We look forward to meeting you!
Share a few details about yourself to break the ice. Be polite, respectful and write an interesting message. It's not recommended to use one-liners like "where can i c u?".