Clementine Smithereens

Our Business is Your Pleasure

Welcome to Smithereens Inc.

We are professional, providing a streamlined and seamless booking procedure that will leave both parties feeling safe and confident.

We are discreet, protecting each others’ best interests and separating professional and personal lives to provide intimacy without hassle.

We are classy and sassy, incorporating dry humour and a sense of freedom and even silliness into our sessions, all in an immaculate and cozy home setting for a truly authentic experience.

We are flexible, and host and accommodate a veritable smorgasbord of clients and activities.

We are friendly and familiar: emulating and continuing an established dynamic is our specialty.

We are innovators, providing flexible rates to accommodate people of all genders and situations.

When contacting us, please include your name, profession, age, and time, day and duration you’re interested in booking; and if you have any special considerations or requests. We look forward to meeting you!

-Clementine

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Name

Age

Email

Phone


How long of date do you want to book?

Incall or Outcall

Meeting at your place (outcall) or at the companion's location (incall)?

When do you want to book a date?

Want to select an alternate date and time?

Have you booked Clementine Smithereens before?


Have you booked another companion before?


What's your message to Clementine Smithereens

Share a few details about yourself to break the ice. Be polite, respectful and write an interesting message. It's not recommended to use one-liners like "where can i c u?".


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Incall
Outcall
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City
Vancouver
Ethnicity
Caucasian/White
Age
28
Weight
Height
Measurements
36DD+/28/32
Hair Color
Other
Eye Color
Blue
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