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ALL ABOUT ERICA PHOENIX:
All my pictures are current: I am a full-figured 5'8" without my heels, but if you ask nicely, I will leave them on in bed! (Stockings too!) Whether you want sweet & sensual or rough & raunchy, I am the woman you've been picturing in your late night dreams...Still reading? AWESOME! I find intelligent, well informed clients make the best clients! I ask that you be over 25 & respectful of my time & my boundaries. I'm no one's bargain, but I give great...VALUE!
To BOOK: Please, use your best manners & full sentences. I am an expert in communications, so even if your English is poor, I can understand your intent or inquiry! Single words don't cut it, sorry "Hey" or "Hi" or "Avail?" is lazy at best, rude at worst, & replying to these messages is my lowest priority! If you're using a text app for discretionary purposes, just SAY SO. Texting/calling from an unblocked local number is preferred. Private numbers set off my bu11sh1t detectors, as do exotic prefixes.
- Say hello, introduce yourself, & let me know what you're looking for in a session. I am open-minded with a wide kinky streak. I'm happy to share info about my rates & offerings, but I do NOT negotiate them, nor do I provide extensive free dirty talk/text.
- I require a MINIMUM 30-45 minutes' notice for all appointments! I am NEVER available right now. While my hours are somewhat flexible, I do need adequate notice to arrange our time together & travel to you, or to my location (When I have short notice availability, it will say so in the headline of my ad) I appreciate those clients who plan ahead, but if you feel lucky, send me a text. I may be able to accomodate you!
- Out calls? Love them! I will visit your fine hotel or, with additional screening, your residence.
- I do not respond to any texts or answer my phone between 2 AM - 6 AM.
Restrictions: Here's what I don't ever do: compromise my safety, negotiate my rates, or accept extra funds to change my restrictions.
- I'm 420 friendly & open-minded, but not stupid or desperate: no up, down, or side is available or tolerated here. No, 'not even just one line'! I survived the 90s once already.
- While I can accept E-Transfer payments, this must be discussed & arranged before you arrive & completed within the first 15 minutes of your appointment,
- Asking about uncovered services will result in my blocking your number & blacklisting you: offering to throw extra money at me won't help.
- I will also block & blacklist if you REPEATEDLY book appointments & cancel after confirming, if your attempts to book me border on harassment, of if you have been blacklisted by other providers.
- I prefer quality over quantity & do not usually offer F/S appointments shorter than 60 minutes.
Finally: no pictures of your magnificent penis please, unless it shoots money or predicts winning lottery numbers!
(Now...prove you've read the entire ad with a clever opening line & maybe you'll get a sweet surprise!)