Emmylou Banks

****VACATION NOTICE****

Hello lovers. Just giving you a heads up that I am on vacation until the end of November 2022. I will not be responding to emails or texts until then.

I wish you the best of getting lucky, and I hope to see you soon after I come home. 

xoxo,

Emmy

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First, the business part:

I am based near Barrie. I am available with 48 hours' notice to book outcalls in that region. Please email me if interested to arrange a phone call where we can discuss details. Serious inquiries only, please.

Rates are $260/ hr. Travel fees apply and are based on your location.

All of my pics are 100% real. I love what I do, and I provide an excellent service that will leave you breathless.

All services are safe (no bbbj, sorry), professional, discreet, and un-rushed.

             *** red.dirt.emmy@gmail.com ***

Now... Tell me what you're into.

I'm a part time pleasure-maker with a love of the outdoors. While I do appreciate a fine wine and a jazz record, I much prefer an open tailgate and a cold one.

I'm not interested in going out on fancy dates or on fancy diets. I enjoy getting together with honest, salt-of-the-earth men (and women, and couples...) for a simple good time. I like to get to know my clients, and find what really makes you tick. A good sense of humour makes the best aphrodisiac!

I'm curvy where it counts, with an ass that rivals my stunning smile. I'm fit and strong, as I've worked most of my life farming. I'm university-educated, a great conversationalst, and a certified freak. But most importantly, I'm open-minded and keen to have a great time together, whatever you think that looks like!

(PS. I may be a redneck, but I'm not a bigot. Happy to see clients of any race, gender identity, and background. Just be respectful and I will too!)